From Tech Tycoon to Satirical News Boss: Jeff Lawson’s Acquisition of The Onion

It Seems Twilio Founder Jeff Lawson Has Purchased The Onion

Jeff Lawson, the co-founder of the cloud computing company Twilio, has recently acquired the satirical news website The Onion. The website was previously owned by a company called Global Tetrahedron, which is now owned by Lawson. Global Tetrahedron was also the name of a fictional evil megacorporation in a long-running gag on The Onion, but it has now taken on real-world significance.

G/O Media CEO Jim Spanfeller confirmed the sale of The Onion to Global Tetrahedron in an email to staff. He stated that the new owners are four digital media veterans who have a strong passion for The Onion and comedy-based content. Spanfeller also mentioned that the entire staff at The Onion will remain intact in Chicago, proving to be a vital part of the acquisition deal.

Lawson’s purchase of The Onion comes after his resignation as Twilio’s CEO in January due to challenges within the company, including layoffs and pressure from activist investors. When asked about his ownership of The Onion, Lawson vaguely responded with questions about what The Onion and a tetrahedron are, leaving the conversation uncertain.

Lawson’s move into the satirical news media industry surprised many, including former Twilio employees who anticipated his entrance into politics. G/O Media declined to comment on the details of the acquisition.

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